Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
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New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The results of a government study
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Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How to be a Good Wife
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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
They where playing for the cup
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Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...