Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...