Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...