Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...