Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...