Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...