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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
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Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...