Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...