Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...