We could have been here sooner
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How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
ride it to hospital!
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Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...