Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...