Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...