List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...