The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...