Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...