snap, crackle and pop
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A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Attorney Hunting Rules
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The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Maggot Thatcher!
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Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
How to be a Good Wife
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