me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...