Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...