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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...