The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...