Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...