Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.