Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...