If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...