Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Elephant jokes 12
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Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.