Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...