Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...