How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...