They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...