Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...