Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...