I have good news and bad news
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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
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Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Ups and Downs of Marriage
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...