Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...