The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...