Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....