I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...