Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...