Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...