Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...