Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...