Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...