Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...