yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Brunette’s Mating Call
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Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Disorderly conduct
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On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...