Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...