Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.