Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Retirement
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Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
some scientific exploration
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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