How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Kewl Job Application!
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Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
cant stop with the q and a’s
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Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Did you hear about the blond?
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Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...