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Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Tyson one-liners
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Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
How are you doing?
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A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Fun with telemarketers
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