This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits