Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...