Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...