Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...