I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...