Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...