For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....